Below are the 9 most recent journal entries recorded in Jermaine Dye's LiveJournal:

Friday, July 14th, 2006
1:23 pm	Home Run Derbies. ...who needs 'em. Meh. Current Mood: disappointed (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Saturday, October 29th, 2005
11:39 pm	soxtober! Am I seriously the World Series MVP? This is unbelievable. I remember just scratching my ass on the Atlanta bench a few years ago, and now I'm...here. The parade a few days back was pretty cool. You know you have the city of Chicago in your hands when your name automatically changes to "M.V.P!" I love Chicago, I love these fans, I love this suit I bought myself the other day, I love this game....and I love you, too. (Well, that's actually conditional.) Current Mood: cheerful Current Music: snoop dogg - drop it like it's hot (6 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, September 26th, 2005
9:23 am	Detroit calls. I'm pretty sure I've convinced the nation that I'm a better right fielder than Maggs Ordonez. .....not to mention more stylish, better looking, well refined.... hahaha. I crack myself up. Carl Everett wants to play go fish with me. Hooray. Current Music: the beatles - come together (16 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, July 30th, 2005
7:50 pm	I HATE SPIDERS News bulletin, this just in: WHOEVER PUT THE GODDAMN TARANTULA IN MY LOCKER IS FUCKING DEAD. *ahem* We now go to Scott Podsednik, who I think is behind all this. Current Mood: pissed off Current Music: george clinton & the parliament funkadelic (9 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, July 25th, 2005
1:48 pm	itsy bitsy bastards ...my leg looks pretty fuckin' disgusting right now. It looks like it's been set on fire and someone put it out with a fork. Ozz told me I might get some playing time in, that is if the infection doesn't spread to my knee by this afternoon. Ri-dic-u-lous. (7 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, May 31st, 2005
11:41 pm	wheeeee Walk off home run, anyone? In light of this, I've also won a bet: Carl Everett will be forced to watch Jurassic Park every day for the next week. XD Current Mood: bouncy Current Music: 50 cent - candy shop (Comment on this)
Thursday, April 7th, 2005
9:46 pm	off to minnie-sota I swear, the mood on that plane. As if someone's puppy died. Losses happen, guys. Even to Cleveland. So that leaves only the Reds and Brewers as the only undefeated teams in baseball thus far? Shingo keeps repeating watashi-wa baka over and over again...any of you Japanese scholars know what that might mean? JUST CHEER THE HELL UP, EVERYONE. HONESTLY. Game winning home runs two days ago, anyone? Current Mood: drained Current Music: the beatles - come together (10 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, March 27th, 2005
11:12 pm	if you about to get drunk and ready to mob, boy what you gonna do? Ooooh man, we're playing the A's tomorrow, and that means I'll be rubbing elbows with some of the former teammates. I can't wait to see Byrnesy's crazy blonde ass in particular. Maybe he'll bring that kitten and we can chase him around in the outfield! :DDDD I'm looking at pictures of the park in Chicago right now and it looks really bitchin'. The kids area is especially interesting: supposedly you can race with a virtual Scott Podsednik (who I can so totally beat, by the way). I just don't like what I've been hearing about the weather. Uh....what do they say about Aprils in Chicago? They literally beat the living hell out of you? Oh yeah. If any of 'yall ever want to shoot the shit on AIM, the name's liveandletdye23. Current Mood: crazy Current Music: ludacris - act a fool (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, March 24th, 2005
10:51 pm	this journal has a fever, and the perfect prescription would be MORE COWBELL Uhh...hey. I'm Jermaine.... ....and this is my journal. (No shit, you say.) I'll finish this later. Current Mood: blah Current Music: blue oyster cult - don't fear the reaper (5 Comments |Comment on this)